Final Verdict: GAME CHANGER!
Book Description
In Jill Ann Spaulding's "Jill Ann: Upstairs," she reveals what really goes on behind closed doors at Hef's mansion- shocking and dangerous sexual practices, misguided and backstabbing young women, and more intrigue than a novel-only it's all true. A cautionary tale for young starlets and models . . .
My Review
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| The Playboy Lifestyle |
I researched for books about him and how he developed his Playboy Lifestyle. Few books really broke down what went on...until I came across this book.
Formely titled "Hefnerland", which was the original ebook version, the new paperback version is titled, "Jill Ann: Upstairs".
It's a real-world tell-all book about an ex-Playmate's journey through Hugh Hefner's lifestyle. I immediately got the book, and I can say despite Jill Ann's horrible writing ability, the content of the book was a game changer.
She broke down the lavish sexual lifestyle Hugh Hefner was leading. Here is an excerpt to understand what I mean...
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| Give Daddy a kiss...I'm famous! |
I kissed him on the lips and said, “Thank you so much for having me here.”
He didn’t respond but smiled again. The smile seemed genuine, and he looked like he was having a good time. He got into the rhythm of the music that was pulsing. Other girls came near, and we all started dancing and then I felt him put his hand on my butt. I suddenly felt out of my element—like someone working
undercover. I was doing something for a goal and had to act the part. No one had touched me except Bruce for many years, but I couldn’t give that away. I was not unhappy that he touched me. He was the most powerful man in the world of my dreams that I had held on to for so many years. All the girlfriends would kiss him and dance sexily with him. It was all an act for his image. I figured the seventy-six-year-old guy probably couldn’t get it up anymore and that he hadn’t for a long time and that was why no girlfriends were mad at him. Later in the evening he came over to me again and was dancing with me. He kissed me on the mouth, and I asked Kelly to take a picture of us dancing together. Without him saying one word, he motioned to Kelly that it was okay to take the picture and at that moment he put his arms around me, clinching my right breast, and we were cheek to cheek for the picture. I asked Kelly to also take one with my camera.
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| Hef got these bitches on a leash! |
“After this, I and my girlfriends go upstairs and party. We would like you to join.”
I said just one word. “Sure.”
I was having a blast, but it was still hard not to look around to see who was watching us. About a half hour after this brief conversation, it was suddenly time to leave. All of us were escorted in a line by bodyguards to the limo, Hef at the rear. I assumed my position up in the front of the limo. Kelly whispered to me, “Hef would like you to come upstairs with him and his girlfriends when we get back to the mansion.”
“He said that to me when we were dancing, but I didn’t know what would happen for sure.”
“He really likes you. You’re so beautiful and nice. I wish you were one of them.”
“Well, if I become an official girlfriend I’ll ask them to invite you every time we go out.” She was incredulous. “Really?”
“Yes. You’re so nice and fun. You’re terrific.” Kelly was so enthused she was smiling from ear to ear. She said, “When you get back to the mansion you won’t have to do anything. You can just watch. You don’t have to participate. I’ll guide you through the entire time, and I’ll be with you all the way. Hef told me personally to take care of you.”
I was unbelievably excited to find out what happened “upstairs”—this mythical place of legend. I had no idea what to expect. I was excited and very curious. We all left the club and I was ushered into Hef’s luxurious limousine—designed to get us noticed. I noticed Hef passing out a pill of some kind to his girlfriends in the limo. In a whisper, I asked Kelly what he was giving them, and she said I had to be an official girlfriend before I would get one. The limo headed back to the mansion. Expensive champagne flowed, and girls, one dressed sexier than the next and all voluptuous, were hanging all over Hef. The music intense and I could feel the base shaking my whole body. The flashing lights inside the limo made me feel like I was on a disco floor.
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| The Playboy Mansion |
We pulled up to the outside gates of the back of mansion, got out, and proceeded to walk up the long mansion drive in the dark, and headed in through the mansion’s front door and all walked up the stairs.
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The start of the evening was thirteen girls. Now there were eleven of us. Tera and Kate were the only ones that had not gone upstairs for the afterwards party. Nicole, Britney, Michelle, Holly, Jennifer, Bridget, Amber, Kelly, Amanda, Melissa, and I all were present and accounted for.
In the middle of the bed was Hugh Hefner himself fully erect. He began giving himself a hand job. I watched him begin to kiss Holly, his main girlfriend, and he began to stroke his penis even harder. They were intensely making out as if no one was in the room at all and she looked like she was deep tonguing him and they were really going at it. I felt happy for him that he still had the stamina to get an erection, but I felt sorry for him because he definitely looked old. It’s a shame that even though in the mind we might be young our body doesn’t care and goes on without us. He was almost neon white with no tan at all. With clothes on he seemed to look okay, but with his clothes off he looked not appealing. He was still one of the most looked up to men in the United States to many guys, but the sight of him was a bit pathetic.
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| I still got it! |
I was busy staring up at the ceiling. Hef was watching me, and it looked like he liked that I was watching. He touched the top of Holly’s head as to motion her to quit giving him oral. Taking out a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil that had Hef’s Baby Oil written on it she poured it quickly down his shaft. She then proceeded to mount him upright. She moaned as she slid down him and then rode him for about two minutes. He again touched the top of her head as a signal to get off. When she was done she took one of the warm plush towels out of a nearby bowl (the same one from the bathroom) and wiped his penis off. She applied fresh baby oil on his penis.
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Nicole started to crawl her way up to the front of the bed and without hesitation flopped her left leg over Hef’s body and then slowly mounted herself on top of him. He held his penis to insert it inside her. With the baby oil as lube she began to slowly go up and down on him with her long blonde hair that covered her breasts flap against her body.
Suddenly startled by the next girls’ mounting I looked over at Kelly and gasped. I couldn’t stop my heart. What had I gotten myself into? What did I do now? I turned to Kelly. “They don’t use any protection!” I was not about to get into the oh my god he has sex with girls other then his main girlfriend question. It was too late for that.
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| When you get this famous, they call you "Mister"! |
All of the girls that had sex with him did it while he was lying on his back except one girl they called China Doll, “Melissa.” She was an Asian girl with extremely long, black hair that shone glossy thick. He got up on top of this girl and had sex with her in that position, gazing into her eyes. Holly wiped off Hef’s penis between each intercourse. When Hef got up on China Doll, Kelly said quietly to me that this would really piss off the other girls. He didn’t get on top of anyone else. Kelly was keeping a continuous monologue to distract me or keep me focused that this was really hurting Holly. She was the only one who really loved Hef, Kelly told me, and it killed her to watch him have sex with all of these girls. It was true that the room seemed to go quiet when he had sex with China Doll. The usual cheering was not happening. It seemed that all the girls were letting Hef know of their disapproval.
Kelly said to me, “I have to go and thank Hef for the BMW he bought me. I’ll be right back. You’ll be okay.” With all those other girls on that same penis she grabbed it strong in her hands and began to suck on his penis.
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Kelly asked me, “Do you want to have sex with him? It is a major honor. The girls are tested often.” I told her, “I think I’ll play hard to get.” She set me straight. “He doesn't play that way. He’s old and doesn’t need the challenge. He has girls willing to sleep with him anytime.”
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After all of the girls were done with him, Holly took a large bottle of baby oil that had a label “Hef’s Baby Oil” on it and poured a huge amount down her back. It slid down seductively and her back glistened.
Then she had anal sex with Hef. All the girls were in the background screaming, “Fuck her up the ass. Put your big cock up her ass. Give it to her.” I was shocked, not so much by the act itself—though that surprised me—but because I also knew anal sex carried with it the highest risk for AIDS and other diseases.
He slowly slid his penis into her, and she clearly was used to this as she didn’t grimace or react in pain.
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| "My cock is up her ass!" |
Hef finally spoke. “My cock is up her ass.” He started making strange noises. After about two minutes, he withdrew, and his penis was still fully erect. He began to stroke himself and made all kinds of graphic noises, almost rehearsed, like in porno movies. Yet he seemed lost in his own fantasy. He was jacking himself off, and when he climaxed his legs jumped all around and he kept holding on to himself and making a lot of noise.
As soon as he had ejaculated, he lay back down, and he and Holly started making out on the bed as if no one else was in the room, and at that point all the girls removed themselves and disappeared. My mind was spinning. What had I just witnessed?
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If you liked reading those excerpts then you'll love reading the rest of the book. The author, gave away the ebook version of the book for free, so I have included the link to download it at the end of this review.
Here are my observations and break down of how Hugh Hefner runs his game.
1 - Rational Self-Interest - He is rational and selfish as fuck, and knows the game. He continuously plays and strings along Playmates, and wanna-be Playmates for his own benefit. A lot of the shit I've been doing, Hefner and his fellow hucksters in LA have been doing for decades. When I realized this, I was like, great minds really do think a like.
He repeatedly invites new girls testing to be Playmates to stay in his mansion, or attend his mansion parties. He then fucks them, and if they never make the magazine, he never outright tells them they haven't been chosen to be in Playboy. He tells them they're still being "considered" and just keeps on fucking them until they eventually get the message and figure out they didn't make the magazine. By then his fucked them for anywhere from a few months to a year or two and has already got his nut. He just keeps on kicking out old girls, and bringing in new ones. The cycle never stops, he's in his 80s and has been doing this game since the 60s. What Pimp!
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| 3 main girlfriends |
2 - Pre-selection - If there's anybody that is a king of pre-selection, it has to be Hugh Hefner. He is a master of this! He has 7 "official girlfriends" that he uses for this. These are girls he fucks more regularly. All the other girls around him and his magazine, are competing to become official girlfriends. He plays them against each other; the official girlfriends have diamond necklaces. From these 7 official girlfriends, he then stirs the pot some more by having 3 "main girlfriends". These are the girls that he goes out with in public.
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| Gotta fuck Hef to be on the cover |
Most women find out that the only way to become an "official girlfriend" is to fuck him, so they sell their souls and do it! Hos will be hos! He also uses his magazine as leverage. Out of the 12 cover girls in Playboy each year, 6 are selected by Hugh Hefner. I think the other 6 are celebrities posing nude or something. And one fact to point out, that all aspiring Playmates quickly learn, is that the only girls that make the cover of the magazine, are girl's that have "dated" Hugh Hefner. They quickly makeout that "dated" means they consistently fucked him. So they fall in line.
3 - Playmates are Wings - Hugh Hefner barely runs any game. ALL his game is run through his girlfriends. This was the huge surprise and big eye opener for me. What he does is he goes out clubbing, or to parties twice a week with his official girlfriends. At the clubs he just posts up and drinks. Other hot girls that want to be in his magazine, or come to his Playboy Mansion parties come over and drop their numbers in his lap, or some times even straight out say they wanna have sex with him lol.
He then invites them to come back with him to the mansion to "party with his girlfriends". And that's it, he then either dances and kisses them, then they head out in his limo. He never directly mentions an orgy or sex, although that's his intention.
This is where the game is run. He goes to his bedroom and the official girlfriends get the new girls Hefner has pulled from the club and walk them through the process. The girls do the game from here on out. They tell the new girls to change into pink pajamas Hefner provides and ease them into it. They then all go into his bedroom and fuck this dude! Even if they don't wanna fuck him, all the other girls act as peer pressure, and most girls end up fucking. He usually fucks 10 girls in the same night! WOW!!!!
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| After reading this book, cold approaching seems so futile |
Reading this book completely changed my mind! I was like, why the fuck am I doing this cold approach shit, I should be trying to live like this! This was the book that made me completely focus on building the Playboy Lifestyle and push cold approaching to the side.
This is the kind of book, that most PUAs should read. They'll learn a lot more from this book, than most books in the community.
Amazing book, epic read! I'm gonna modify my strategy with the principles from this book.
If you're looking for excellent quality writing, this is not your book. If you're looking for a detailed look at Hugh Hefner's lifestyle, then this book delivers. Jill Ann reveals details that are rarely published about Hefner's sex life. Well worth the read.
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