Half an hour later, this is where I found myself...at the vet clinic! Do you see that look of betrayal I gave her? How could she do this to me?
I am SERIOUSLY displeased.
That didn't last long though, because then I saw a DOG outside the window, one of those huge scary things that like to prey on us innocent kitties.
Mom told me to be careful because that was a terrier and they are fearless and especially love chasing small animals. Er, okay, whatever that means. Do I LOOK scared to you?
(Mom: Yes, you do, just a little, LOL. You can't hide your dinosaur back!)
Yeah, sure, whatever, lady.
How come everything in here smells like DOG?
Furiends, I was violated in so many ways by the vet and even had my blood stolen, all for the name of a "wellness check-up". I did not move through it all though and especially when they stole my blood because I learned from mom that the more cooperative I am, the faster it will go. (If that woman wants to do something, she will NOT give up. You have to sit there nicely through nail cutting, ear cleaning, teeth brushing, everything...or else.)
Then the vet brought me back to mom and dad and said she almost stole me because I'm so adorable and good. I'm better than Jemma, right, mom?
The humans also found out that I now weigh 6.36 kg = 14 lbs. That's like three times the size of Jemma. So I am a BIG (not fat!) kitty, big deal. Manly kitties like myself have to be big or you get bullied.
Anyway, blood results came back perfectly normal and word is out that I will be sedated next weekend for a quick dental cleaning.
Oh, the crap I have to endure.
Meow,
Tofu
