{Tofu} The Dyson Monster

The humans recently brought home a loud nasty monster known as Dyson. The darn thing has been wreaking havoc in this house since. He is LOUD and DESTRUCTIVE and eats up everything on the floor in sight.

This is what he managed to scrummage from the carpet right after the old Kenmore monster did his damage.



The humans are amazed, but most of it is carpet fiber - what's the big dealio?

As Dyson was busy eating, I snuck up on him to investigate.


He neither sounds nor smells nice. I refuse to let him get past me.


Meow,
Tofu
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